All Hail Slabovia

Comrade, welcome to Slabovia: the world's happiest dictatorship. Our great leader - and my dad - General Gregory Schmerdiakov, wants Slabovia to be the biggest and smartest on earth. It's all part of his diabolical plan for world take-over...

I am The General's Son. You can find me on Slabovia's social networking site, SlabSpace. And it is here that you can register for your new life in Slabovia... You'll be asked to create your new identity, so pick a new name, choose a profession and do your best to pass the first 'test' of citizenship. Then it's down to you to get stuck into our world. You'll find loads of comrades to speak with, and a potato-barrel full of activities to help you pass the time.

To know what's going on in Slabovia, read The Potato - our only and best-selling newspaper. It's published Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Oh, and make sure you sign up to the E-Potato, Slabovia's weekly newsletter that's full of exclusive stuff and delivered to your inbox every Friday.

Now that's enough from me - I have to polish my tractors. It's up to you now. Go explore and join in with world of Slabovia!

GETTING AROUND SLABOVIA.TV

Slabovia's social networking site and your first step in becoming a Slabovian. Take a new name, get a new profession, then get stuck in! Meet fellow comrades, receive orders from The General and take part in Slabovian games and events.

Slabovia's best selling and only newspaper. Published at the dicretion of our Great Leader. Top-quality journalism keeps you in the know as to what's going on.

Slabovia's amazingly interesting weekly newsletter delivered to anyone who asks for it. It's packed with exclusive content and says what you've been up - as well as what's in store for the week ahead.

OK, so Slabovia isn't your normal dictatorship, so we had this survival guide published as a handy resource to getting around. Packed with tourist information, an insight into our great leader's mind and loads of FREE downloads.

SSTV exists to enchance the brainpower of Slabovians by broadcasting video directly into the minds of the republic. State-approved shows include KNTV Philososphy and KNTV Sex, as well as an array of interrogations by our diabolical robotic contraption, Pavlov.

Ministries Of Information
The General is determined to make Slabovia the biggest and smartest nation on Earth, so he created the Ministries of Information - hallowed halls of learning designed to help Slabovians increase their brain power.

Rough Guide

TOUR EASTERN TUNDRA

Greezijet Approved Tourism offers package holidays to the remote Eastern Slabovian Flatlands. Part travel by cart. Experience the unique climate of the Waste Waters, recuperate at the Sulphur Mud Flats, tour Correctional Facilities. One and two bedrooms. Other rooms on request. Communal bucket. One way tickets no longer available.

Classifieds

HUT TOILET. NO TO LET

Slabograd. Sector 9. Spacious hut. Ideal location next door to alarm clock factory. One large room divided into several smaller rooms. Ideal for large family or brass band. Let subject to tenancy agreement or onion donation. Required to share with Cousin Igor – GSOH, Non Smoker, hates children.