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Rugged Slabovian Matriarch seeks interesting but subservient companion to listen to my complaints about the youth of today, the price of potatoes and the weather. Me – Indomitable, intimidating, uncompromising. Equally at home complaining in shop queues, on the bus and at the doctors. You – Nervous, Frightened, Low Self Esteem. A diligent listener and a good cook.
Are you aged between six to sixteen? Do you want to meet other young people for state approved fun and activities? Then join The Little Brown Engines! Learn how to tie a Schmerdiakov Knot. Collect badges in Espionage, Pig Catching and Mud Identification. Get your Brown Wings. Learn how to plot the downfall of the West. Take part in Adventure Weekends looking for traitors in Svrensk Forest. For more information contact Inmate Number 574, c/o Slabograd Prison.