Welcome to the Book
Comrade, I am Slabovia's supreme ruler, General Schmerdiakov. You will learn to love and fear me.
This is your Big N Brown Book - your Slabovian survival guide. It’s your bible, your passport, your dictionary, your inspiration...
What you're up to
Slabovia's very own Karate Kid. Jean Claude Van Damme eat your heart out!
Loves settting fire to chav records, which can be very time consuming but doesn't stop her from Trotter Trimming
Has been experiencing The General's torture techniques. We thinks he is liking it too much!
The place for you to be Slabovian. Packed with potatoes, pigs and mud.
My Scribbles
This week I found out the Americans have a pen that can write in space. The Slabovian Ministry of Technology have announced plans to invent a pen that can write on earth. That will show the Americans...
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Slabovia This Week
Comrades this week, like every other week in Slabovia, The General orders you to work 25 hour days, take no breaks and get at least one new person to sign up to Slabovia!
New In The Book
He will one day be the ruler of Slabovia and all will have to salute his image. Practice on this